where are the snotty kleenexes going?

Mommy has her little suitcase packed. It looks like she is going somewhere but there are a few things wrong.
A) none of my clothes are in it
B) none of my food is in it
C) my treat pickle isn't in it
D) there are no poo poo bags in it
E) she hasn't told me I'm going anywhere
F) the ENTIRE BOX of kleenex is in it
I think I kind of sums it up. I don't know where she is going. Is Daddy going too? Why does she have to take the kleenex away. I guess I will go sit in the suitcase so she doesn't forget me. I would hate to make her turn around to come back and get me.

Abby,

Okay i realize the toilet paper is an easy thing to get - it is on the roll just waiting to be eaten. BUT LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT SNOTTY KLEENEX! It is like paper only with a squishy inside. A squishy tasty inside. YUMMYYYYY... I do suggest it. And they are really a treat as they are kind of like candy canes - only available cetain times of the year. So when they are there you got to have as many as you can. Steal them out of garbages, off of night tables, from pockets. they will be everywhere.
I am loving my snotty kleenexes.
Mommy bought some new kleenex - it isn't good. It has menthol in it - I don't like it - it is like that gooey stuff she puts on her neck and chest. Eeeewwwww... I hope she goes back to regular kleenex soon.
Mommy has to go to work for a little bit today so I went with her to make sure she would be okay. She let me run around for a little bit so I immediately tried to find the mayor's office set and the craft services. She caught me before I did. And then all the crazy ladies grabbed me and wouldn't let me go until we left. Sigh.

mommy has a feeeevr

it looks like mommy is staying home with me today - AGAIN! She doesn't look happy about it though. In fact she looks horrible. However I am happy to report I have already chewed countless snotty kleenxes - it is a buffet of kleenexes... So amazing. I had some in the living room and some in the bedroom. AND if mommy stays home today I will get MANY MANY more that she would normally take to work. This is soo great.....
Too Busy to Care - Mommy says nin ench naels was great! She wishes she could go again. I wish she would too - more snotty kleenexes. She said - I quote "Trent was ripped" apparently she was surprised by this - whatever trent and ripped are. Do you think there was other cute puppies there? I hope not. She didn't smell like puppies.

look what I did Saturday. heh heh heh.... boy was Daddy mad. But it was fun. I'd do it again. Mommy made me do it in black and white cause it was soooo gross. heh heh heh. All by myself....

Mommy needs headshots for work so I thought I would help her. This is payback for all the stupid pictures she takes of me! ha ha ha ha ha!!!! look at all her scary green zits, and my mommy has a mustache. ha hahahahahaaaa!!!!!
Mommy went to a 'consert' yesterday. I don't know what it is. she said a 'consert 4 nin inc naels' all i know is now she is sick - so this means conserts are good cause I get SNOTTY KLEENEXES!!!!!!!!!!!!! life is good.

it's spooky

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today

Mommy came home from work early today. She wasn't feeling good either. I bet she ate something on the floor of the car that she shouldn't have. We had a good nap. Then Christine came and took me for a walk. I wanted Mommy to come too but she said she needed to sleep more. Christine and I had fun without her and I didn't have to share my treats with her.
I have pictures...

Mommy made more cookies this weekend. She was burning them - I TOLD her to take them out of the overf sooner but she was too busy taking pictures. Evil Mommy. See my new sweater?



It is Calvin Klein. Ohlalala.. Mommy bought a baby sweater at Winners. She was altering it for me I think it still needs some work in the hips - I am NOT that hippy. It is nice and warm.



Daddy bought him and Mommy new toy boxes this weekend. Mommy said they were for their clothes. This is what Daddy did with his...



Mommy said he was supposed to put clothes inside..



I don 't like to put my toys inside either...

Mommy has her first UNFINISHED PROJECT! She is putting aside her summer cami cause summer is over and Xmas is coming. So sad. Mommy said she would never start anything without finishing something. Poor Poor Mommy.



Her is her yarn for her new project:



See those papers in the background? They are arf arf s pee pees. Mommy says she doesn't know how to fill them out. They have been sitting there almost as long as the summer cami. Maybe I will help her with them.
Pretty isn't it. I was helping wind the yarn into a ball



She already has this much done! Mostly cause she didn't go to work this afternoon

My perfume

Okay so I am feeling a bit better this evening. I slept all day and Mommy came home early. She even took me for a little walk where I ate lots of horse poop.
Christine brought us a a sample of this perfume I think it stinks but Mommy and Daddy tell me it makes me smell pretty. BUT on our walk i found a good old dead smelly thing in the grass so I rolled and rolled and rolled in it! Finally I smell better - as mommy says like "dead smelly poo!" the best smell EVER! I am a bit worried that I may end up having a bath though. Maybe I should play sick and then mommy will feel sorry for me and not give me a bath.