I'm procrastinating.....

Relationship meme:

1. Where did you meet?
At work. He was the cute french quiet drywaller and I was one of 5 girls out of 50+ guys - my odds were good...

2. How long did you date?
5 years and going....

3. How old is he?
Just a baby - 30.

4. Who eats more?
He does.

5. Who said “I love you” first?
He did. I'm a bit of a cynic when it comes to that and wait as long as possible so that I really mean it.

6. Who is taller?
he is. which is a good thing...

7. Who sings better?
well. I think we are both tone deaf. He does a pretty horrible bon jovi - wanted dead or alive but it always makes me laugh.

8. Who is smarter?
Of course me. DUH.

9. Whose temper is worse?
Me. I think. Or maybe I just vocalize mine more. He keeps it inside - oh the quiet rage...

10. Who does the laundry?
Sadly I do. Not because I love it or am really good at it. I think I just get sick of wearing old clothes first.

11. Who sleeps on the right side of the bed?
Me. But I need to switch I have a bad shoulder. Unfortunately he'd rather let me sleep upside down then switch with me. Brat.

12. Who pays the bills?
These days - him. I NEED A JOB!

13. Who cooks dinner?
Usually him but these days I have been trying. Last night we had burnt hamburgers on moldy buns with soggy fries! (Don't worry Steph I'll cook youone of my fine meals when you are here too! - you don't have to eat it)

14. Who drives when you are together?
Usually me. In the beginning it was me because he didn't have his car in Vancouver and told me he couldn't drive stick. LIAR - I totally caught him in that lie. Nowadays his car is almost dead so I have been doing most of the driving.

15. Who is more stubborn?
We both are.

16. Who kissed whom first?
He kissed me..... hee hee

17. Who is the first to admit to being wrong?
I'm never wrong. I hope that answers your question.

18. Whose parents do you see the most?
Maybe mine - but just barely. His parents both live in Quebec and we see them once a year it seems. Mine are much closer - Alberta and Saskatchewan but it still seems to end up being once a year.

19. Who proposed?
Still waiting.... I can tell you it better be him..... And it better be soon....

20. What’s his best physical attribute?
Ohhh so many to choose from.... his eyes, the 'gun show', his abs, although it does annoy me that my pants are baggy on him.

21. Who has more friends?
Me. I don't think he has any friends. Unless they came along as boyfriends/husbands of my friends. Oh do internet gamers count as friends? Please no.

22. What are you most proud of him for?
Being the bestest guy ever. He makes me proud everyday - oh except when he farts. Not to proud about that.

23. Who has more siblings?
We both have one. He has a brother I have a sister.

24. Who wears the pants in the family?
Well I wear the pants - but like Steph said he wears a pretty mean pair of simpson pjs.

That's all...

I do good laundry.....

Yes yes. I am a professional who is often paid to wash famous people's clothes.

You would think this would lead to having exceptionally clean and well kept laundry of my own. You would think my boyfriend would be treated to pressed shirts and wool sweaters that have never been shrunk.

Oh but you would be wrong........

I don't check pockets. I barely separate colors. The label says 'dryclean only '- I say 'heck throw it in it will be fine'.
I washed the Dictator's cell phone. And wallet.

Dictator was NOT impressed. You know what is impressive though. It was his work clothes so I had it on 'heavy duty' wash, extra hot water, there was only 2 minutes left in the cycle AND THE CELL PHONE STILL WORKS.

I can wash anything.

It was Dictator Daddy's birthday today. I didn't get any cake or presents.
Grrrrr....
Mommy did. It's not fair.
Mommy got this necklace and matching ring.

Apparently Mommy and Daddy traded birthdays this year. Mommy bought Daddy a present on her birthday and Daddy bought Mommy a present on his birthday. They are weird.
I was supposed to go back to the vet today to have another urine test but Mommy didn't take me - she says she will on Monday though. That dog food recall talks about kidney failure which sounds a bit like the problems I have been having ONLY the dog food we eat isn't in the lists! It must be something else. And if it was the dog food Birdie would have it too.
She is still fine.
Not much else is new.
It is way past bedtime though.
Goodnight.