I do good laundry.....
Yes yes. I am a professional who is often paid to wash famous people's clothes.
You would think this would lead to having exceptionally clean and well kept laundry of my own. You would think my boyfriend would be treated to pressed shirts and wool sweaters that have never been shrunk.
Oh but you would be wrong........
I don't check pockets. I barely separate colors. The label says 'dryclean only '- I say 'heck throw it in it will be fine'.
I washed the Dictator's cell phone. And wallet.
Dictator was NOT impressed. You know what is impressive though. It was his work clothes so I had it on 'heavy duty' wash, extra hot water, there was only 2 minutes left in the cycle AND THE CELL PHONE STILL WORKS.
I can wash anything.
Nomad, now with light
3 weeks ago
Heh heh. Nice job.
ReplyDeleteI always tell Andrew that it's his responsibility to empty his pockets. I'll wash his clothes, but I won't fish snot rags out of his pockets.
Yeah, maybe Dictator should check his own pockets? Or do his own laundry? Or not complain?
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