Friday, December 30, 2005

Ang and Luc
Originally uploaded by Luc, Ang, Minou and Birdie II.

my mommy the whore and daddy the - well I don't know what to say about that suit....

Auntie Thyrza and Uncle Erez

again yay!
Originally uploaded by Luc, Ang, Minou and Birdie II.


P.S. i should mention - to prove mommy still does sew and make things she made the groom's prince charming costume. Thyrza had most of the pattern figured out but mommy spent the last week putting it together and making the crown...
Mommy and daddy were gone all day yesterday. From 8:30am until 3:30am.... I was getting worried. Mommy came home with funny hair and make up I had to lick her a whole bunch because she looked like a whore! get that caked on make up off mommy!!! I can't believe she was out in public like that. Daddy had on funny clothes too.
I found out it was because they were at


I wish I had been there. I could have gone onstage with the drag queens too.... Or I could have done a stripetease - i take my clothes off and run around naked all the time.
oh well... I'm glad they are home all day today..

Tuesday, December 27, 2005

i haven't been able to take a picture of my christmas presents.. Mommy has been hogging the camera. Yesterday she had the bettery charging all day for a wedding. I don't know what that is but apprently it doesn't involve me. Less then impressed about that, Mom and Dad were all dressed up today and left me all alone all afternoon. It isn't over either - mommy has been sewing for the 'wedding' for 3 days now. She is making a costume for Erez. As long as she isn't sewing for me I am happy. ALthough she ignores me when she is sewing.
Two more days and then Mommy promises she is 100% mine. She has no job and nothing to do for anyone else. YIPPEE. We will go for walks everyday. Apparently we have to baby proof the house too - stupid birdie likes to chew so we are going to have to pick everything up. I don't know where it is all going to go - she is so small she will fit in every nook and cranny.
I am so small I went into the couch the other day heh heh. Mommy and Daddy slept on the fold out couch and when mommy was pushing the mattress in I jumped into the couch! YIPPEE!!! I just sat there while mommy yelled at me to get out. See she was holding the mattress up and if she put it down I would be squished, she couldn't push it in any further cause I was sitting there. So she called and called and called and I just sat there and looked at her like I didn't understand what she was saying. The she started yelling at Daddy. He pretended he didn't understand what she was saying for a long time too. Finally he showed up and then I knew I better move so I got out of the couch, It was fun bugging mommy though.
Oh oH ohhh and more stupid things we did.. the other morning Mommy's alarm went off. When she sat up to turn it off Daddy got up- rolled over - and pushed her eye with his finger!!! He thought mommy's eye was the alarm button! HA HA HA HAA!!!! Mommy said ow and cried but daddy just rolled over and went back to sleep. Mommy's eye was watering so badly she couldn't see properly to turn off the real alarm. I thought it was pretty funny. When daddy woke up WAYYY later Mommy asked him if he knew what he had done - which he did. I think daddy did it on purpose. HA HA HAAAA. Maybe I will pretend Mommy's face is my food dish tonight and start digging on it while she sleeps.
ok ok ok - it is bedtime....

Monday, December 26, 2005

OMG.... I saw it - her - it.... It was freaky... I was in the car waiting for Mommy and Daddy. When they came to the car they had this THING. It was small and it squeaked. i was kinda excited so I wagged my tail but I was totally freaked out so I barked a whole bunch and hide as far as I could - but I was trapped in the car with it...
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! scary...
i am still freaked out.
i also got a bunch of montreal smoked meat today from my new friend carl. But don't tell daddy he gets mad.
That puppy was freaky. Scary.

Friday, December 23, 2005


Originally uploaded by Luc, Ang, Minou and Birdie.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!! I'll tell you all about my presents on Christmas. Hope everyone has a fun holiday with lots of cheese, jerky, greenies and peanut butter!

Thursday, December 22, 2005


Originally uploaded by Luc, Ang, Minou and Birdie.

I got to see Santa last night. FOR THE SECOND TIME THIS CHRISTMAS. But this one was the real one - the first one was a 15 yr old kid with a bad white beard. This one was at the MALL - he was real. There was lots of other puppies at the mall too and I was good and said hi to all of them. Someone even commented on how social I was being. (Mommy was impressed that I wasn't hiding or wanting 'upsies')
Mommy made me a collar for Xmas too - not sure why she is trying to be secrective about it - it's on flickr and I was there when she made it. Weirdo. But now it is in my stocking. Birdie gets one too - it is under the tree.

Monday, December 19, 2005


Originally uploaded by Ang,Luc, & Minou.

the puppy raincoat Mommy has been making - it is too big for me....


Originally uploaded by Ang,Luc, & Minou.

I got me a new sweater yesterday. Mommy was supposedly sewing a raincoat for a puppy for a Christmas present but instead came around the corner with this. Apparently there is enough left over to make Birdie a sweater too. Mommy has been buying gap sweaters from value village that people shrink and get rid of and been sewing them into sweaters for me. I have another striped pink one too. There is one more sweater sitting in her fabric basket waiting!!!! red and orange stripes...

Sunday, December 18, 2005


Originally uploaded by Ang,Luc, & Minou.

I guess she is kinda cute.

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

I have presents under the tree - FOR ME and they smell good. Mommy wrapped them yesterday while I watched. I tried to pull them out of the paper whenever she reached for tape or scissors. I think I will unwrap them and Daddy's while everyone is at work today.... She has presents for Birdie too - Birdie won't even be here until after Xmas and is too little for presents so I will open hers for her.

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

knitting? sewing? general craft doings??????

Mommy wanted me to apologize for letting this become a puppy dominated blog. She was so busy with brigadoon that is all she did for the past two months -every night every day every weekend. And it makes for boring pictures after awhile. They made ALL the costumes - 3 people made complete outfits for 30 actors. Mommy looked pretty horrible by the end.....
ANyways she says she is going to finish the scarf she started in AUgust that was going to be a Xmas present and then she is going to have to knit birdie a sweater cause she is to small for my clothes.... So soon my pretties.. there will be new and interesting things to show you all and make you jealous and covet mommy's wonderful ability to multitask. (HA HA NOT!)
mommy wrapped a present today for Daddy - but it smells good. I think I want it. I have never been very good at waiting until Xmas so I think I will open it tonight when Daddy gets home. If she really didn't want me to have it she would not have left it sitting there under the tree... so obvious... and smelling good.
Daddy won't mind cause then he can see what is in it too.

Saturday, December 10, 2005

mommy is done work on brigadoon FINALLY. today we kinda slept in - we had to get up at 9:30 cause I had to go to school. Daddy and I tried to convince MOmmy we shouldn't go but it didn't work. SHe was really cranky all the way there too. Daddy and me didn't practise all week so I wouldn't do what I was told. And daddy didn't help her get anything ready. But she cheered up after she went to starbucks. Daddy was with me in class this week again (last week mommy was with me and Daddy watched) so just to tick off daddy I cried the entire time again and looked as sadly as possible at mommy. It isn't working somehow - she used to always rescue me but now she lets me suffer. I will keep trying.
That mean bulldog nacho wasn't there this week but the great dane was. Bella and I (the other chihuahua) hung out together and shared a blanket. The teacher tried to use me as an example on how to "come" today - she said because "I had so much to say" whatever I was yelling for my MOM! ANyways when she said "come" I tried to run to Mommy. It didn't work- they stopped me and made me sit on that cold pavement.
but then we went to get our christmas tree - that was fun. I picked one out but M and D said it was too small. We have pictures but the battery for the camera is recharging so it will have to wait.......
Now I am going to bed. WITH MOMMY BEFORE 2:00AM - YIPPEE!!!!!!!

Friday, December 9, 2005


Originally uploaded by Ang,Luc, & Minou.

there... maybe now I will let you go see it - I have cast myself in a starring role as Meg's faithful scottish chihuahua. I think I need to get Mommy to make me an appropriate costume

Thursday, December 8, 2005


I am giving the show 2 out of 5 greenies and the tow greenies are for mommie's costumes.
Not only did I have to sit the dark for 2 hours but I wasn't allowed to run around. I barked at the director and I barked at the artistic director.
Yup. No Good.
I think they should keep the lights on and let me run around, and there should be some more doorbell noises.
AND it keeps my Mommy far away everynight. She said only 2 more nights and then she will be home again. I can't wait.

Wednesday, December 7, 2005

it's so true

Gromit sent us this:

Vancouver (Reuters)

Day 2 - Vancouver Blizzard 2005

Chilled Vancouver commuters faced their second day of winter hell today,as
an additional 1 centimetre of the peculiar white stuff fell, bringing the
lower mainland to its knees and causing millions of dollars worth of damage
to the marijuana crops. Scientists suspect that the substance is some form
of frozen water particles and experts from Saskatchewan are being flown in.
With temperatures dipping to the almost but not quite near zero mark,
Vancouverites were warned to double insulate their lattes before venturing

Vancouver police recommended that people stay inside except for emergencies,
such as running out of espresso or biscotti to see them through Vancouver's
most terrible storm to date. The local Canadian Tire reported that they had
completely sold out of fur-lined sandals.

Drivers were cautioned to put their convertible tops up, and several have
been shocked to learn that their SUV's actually have four wheel drive,
although most have no idea how to use it.

Weary commuters faced soggy sushi, and the threat of frozen breast implants.
Although Dr. John Blatherwick, of the Coastal Health Authority reassured
everyone that most breast implants were perfectly safe to 25 below,
down-filled bras are flying off the shelves at Mountain Equipment Co-op.

"The government has to do something," snarled an angry Trevor Warburton. "I
didn't pay $540,000 for my one bedroom condo so I could sit around and be
treated like someone from Toronto."

if she only knew how true it was - Mommy even went out and got SNOW TIRES for the RAIN. Real clever Mommy. I refused to poop. Daddy didn't work for a few days.... How dreadful this blizzard has been - heh heh

Tuesday, December 6, 2005

Originally uploaded by Ang,Luc, & Minou.

i was cuter....
Mommy's show opens on Friday. I have hardly seen her. She comes home at 2:00am.... It is horrible... then I want to play but she just goes to sleep. and then daddy gets mad at me for waking him up with all the toys.
Mommy said I might get to go to dress rehearsal tonight - if I do I will review the show...
For anyone who wants to go Mommy can get discounted tickets so send her an email....

i had fun this weekend with christine at a doggy XMas party - even sat on Santa's lap but I will have to write more later and Mommy is taking the computer away.

Thursday, December 1, 2005

Dear Santa Claus,

I have just a small list since I am a small puppy girl:

1. No baby sister
2. Greenies
3. Cookies
4. Fuzzy toys
5. Big bones
6. No more sweaters
7. No more school
8. No more working Mommy
9. Auntie Steph, Auntie Thyrza, Christine, Grandmas, Grandpas, Auntie Jenn, Crazy Aunt Purl, Auntie Penny, should all move in with us and play with me all day and feed me chicken
10. more showers so I can lick the drain
11. No baby sister
12. another bigger baboon
13. pig ears
15. No more working Daddy
16. an infinite amount of snotty kleenexes
17. No more snow i can't poop
18. no more baths or nail cutting or tooth brushing AKA no more personal hygiene
19. more greenies
20. I don't want to have to sit on your lap this year - it was scary. Sorry Santa.

Please leave it all in my tent where Mommy and Daddy can't see it.
Thank you