en cresmus burdee pla weth sparke. Burdee hav fun weth sparke. Mommee spilld granmas al-ko-haul en flur. burdee run to hep lick up de al-ko-haul. burdee reellee lik de al-ko-haul en drunk et all!!! Momee wus busee plaing gam so she dednt see mee drink al-ko-haul. aftr burdee wus reellee reellee HAPPEE!!!!!!!! Burdee play lots weth sparke en let sparke get to 2nd base!!! YAHOOOO!!! Burdee have gud fun!!!! Next mornin burdee hav headak. Burdee no feel gud. Burdee no wanna play weth sparke. Burdee so embrsed. Burdee trid to slep all dae.
Momee en Daddee en Antee Pennee en Antee Jenn en Granma all mak fun of burdee. But no on gev burdee mor al-ko-haul. mabee burdee hav al-ko-haul for neu yeers!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAH!!!! burdee gut G MALE!!!! hahahahahahaha!!!! now burdee post 2!!!!
Burdee miss Sparke. Burdee wanna veset sparke agan. Burdee lik cresmus. murre cresmus!!!!!!

Birdie sang during our drive to Calgary. She loves this song so much she woke up to sing. Halfway through the song she went in the backseat and sang the rest with Auntie Penny. Mommy is a lousy DOP so we edited that part out. (That and Daddy said it was already really boring which I agree)
Calgary was stressful - my cousin madelaine kept attacking me. She would get time outs afterwards but it didn't matter she kept trying to kil me. I have scratches on my face because of her. She attacked Birdie once too. And she kept taking everyone else's Christmas presents. Mommy would always break us up and save me.
I got lots of presents..... Including a PINEAPPLE HOUSE!

it is great.... apparently I am supposed to share with Birdie. That is lame.
we got these

new t-shirts from santa. Birdie has a matching one...
We got a bunch of toys too but Mommy doesn't have any pictures of them.
Birdie played with Sparky a bunch.

I might have but I was way to scared of Ling Ling....
Ok. Mommy says we have to get up now and get dressed and stuff.... YAHHH HOLIDAYS!!! Even Daddy is home.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!

Merry Christmas everyone! We are off to Calgary tomorrow. (I wish Birdie wasn't coming. She keeps trying to open the presents.There are LOTS for us under the tree and Auntie Jenn and Grandma bought even more!!!! YIPPEE!!!)
I'll try and post again during the holidays but we aren't sure if there is internet at Auntie Jen's new house......
Hope you all have a wonderful holiday with lots of licks and greenies.......

- MINOU XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOOX

I wasChristmas TAGGED!
The Rules: The player of this game starts with "3 things he/ she would love to get for Christmas" and also has to list "3 things he/ she definitely does not want to get for Christmas". Then he/she tags 5 friends and list their names. The ones who get tagged need to write on their blogs about their Christmas wishes, as well as state this rule clearly, then tag 5 more victims. And the one who tags need to leave a comment that says "you've been Christmas tagged!" in their comments and tell them to read your blog.
I never pay attention to rules...
We were Christmas shopping with Mommy today. I totally know what I am getting for Christmas!!!! I had to try it on! It's ok I guess. I liked the sparkly sweater better. We were at 3 dog bakery too! There will be yummy things under the tree. They are already wrapped - I want to open them but mommy won't let me. I sit in front of them all day long.

oh mommy is sneezing. It is totally scary.

Things I want for Christmas
1. GREENIES
2. COOKIES
3. an stamped envelope to mail Birdie far far away

Things I don't want for Christmas
1. New clothes
2. doggie perfume
3. more collars and harnesses

YIPPEEE!!!!
Auntie Steph you are tagged. Sophie is tagged. And any other puppies who haven't been tagged....

We made Christmas stocking yesterday. Mommy made mine and Daddy's, Daddy made Mommy's and Birdie's. Mommy's is HUGE and Birdie's is teeny tiny. Her stocking stuffers don't even fit!!! There is already things in my stocking.

I was tagged.
Here goes - a;though I am trying to watch Waiting for Guffman with Mommy so I am bound to get distracted.
"THE RULES:Each player of this game starts with the ‘6 weird things about you.’ People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own 6 weird things as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose 6 people to be tagged and list their names. Don’t forget to leave a comment that says ‘you are tagged’ in their comments and tell them to read your blog."

1. I like to lick Birdie's eyes. I really really really like to lick birdie's eyes. Birdie lets me even though she growls sometimes.

2. I prefer to drink water leftover after Mommy and Daddy have showered. When we had the boil water advisory for two weeks it nearly killed me - even though Mommy was putting bottled water in my dish I wanted the shower water instead.

3. I don't sing like birdie but I talk. When I was still little I was playing while Mommy was on the phone. The lady Mommy was talking to asked if she had to go check on her baby cause I was making so much noise.

4. If you scratch my bottom and say '1 2 1 2 1 2 1 2 ' I will lift up my back legs in time with the counting. I call it dancing.

5. I LOVE greenies. If you say the words green, clean, been, seen, jean - anything I get really really excited and start spinning in circles and running to the treat closet. I bark and go nuts until someone gives me a greenie.

I'm not going to tag anyone because I think everyone has been tagged already....

Anybody know who this is? Daddy is trying to win a contest...
we think he might be british, and he is reading from his autobiography and we have this clue
"A shephard watched his flocks by night...."
(that is how it is spelled)

Mommy and Birdie can't post on my blog anymore. HAHAHAHAHAAAA I switched to beta and they can't figure out how they can switch to beta. It is finally my blog again!!!!! Yippeee!!!!!! It is 9:30am and Mommy is still home - she hasn 't been home this late in WEEKS!!! We are all cuddled up on the couch together. Apparently there is a horrible wind storm going on outside. We have absolutely no evidence of it in our backyard but Mommy is using it as an excuse to stay home just a little longer - you know until rush hour is WAYYYYY OVER....
but she definitely has to leave the house at some point today - we have NO FOOD!!!! NONE!!!!!!!!
i will starve. I already feel weak. Woe is me.....

I was tagged too... by gromit.
But Mommy says it is time to turn the computer off even though she just brought it home... Maybe next week she will help me with my meme.
Oh, I almost forgot, Mommy is designing the next show at the artsclub and there is a DOG in it who wears CLOTHES!!!! Mommy is sooo excited. She gets to design and make a doggie raincoat for the THEATRE. I wish I could be in the show. Mommy said if that dog is too nervous or gets sick I could stand in...

It opens tonight..
Mommy has not been home at all. We miss her. This week we couldn't even go with her because she had to go to the theatre for rehearsals. Birdie doesn't sit still during shows and I bark when people fight onstage. ( At Dalhousie Univeristy I went to a rehearsal with Mommy and two actors were 'fighting' onstage. I barked and ran onstage to stop them)
This is the link for the show
https://www.gatewaytheatre.com/
there is a little video you can watch. It looks kinda sad in video form like that. But I know Grandma will like it anyways. That night the costumes weren't finished either....
Next week we get to have fun. Shopping, the bodyworld's exhibit, christmas decorating, more shopping and SLEEPING IN WITH MOMMY!!!!!!!!! YAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!

mommy is working too much. She goes to work sometimes early with daddy and comes home long after daddy is asleep.
She always take us with her. If is boring - we sleep in the laundry baskets full of fabric and bark at everything we hear.
Sometimes we get to walk to starbucks but we never get to go inside. I don't like starbucks but birdie does and she always tries to lick the cup lids. Whenever she licks auntie Heather'scup lid Auntie Heather gets totally grossed out.
Only one more week says mommy - the first audience is tuesday and it opens on thursday.....
I hope mommy doesn't die first.
Yes AUntie Steph it is Emily of new moon....