Mommy's not home..

I am home alll alll alone..... Mommy left early today after daddy. I'm bored. She didn't even turnthe tv on for me. I have pressed most of the buttons on the remote but I can't figure it out.

I went into the bathroom to pull out the snotty kleenexes from the garbage that I like to shred but there was none! Mommy emptied the garbage. So I really have nothing to do.

Bored bored... I guess I will go back to sleep. Hopefully mommy and daddy will come home soon. I haven't even pooped today - boy will I have to go by the time they get home!!!!