Sorry Auntie Steph.....

Mommy comes home from work and then she goes to bed. No computer. BORING.



I have to be quick....
Mommy is supposed to be at work.
We went camping this weekend it was fun!!!!! There was a big tent instead of my little tent. I would sit inside of it and bark at everyone cause I am in charge. There was a tree and I swear there was HAM GROWING ON IT!! I was just sniffing in the bushes and lo' and behold - HAM IN A TREE! I ate it sooo fast Birdie didn't even know there was ever any ham and I am not going to tell her. Mommy brought Doggy s'mores from the three dog bakery along too - I tried to eat them bot but Mommy gave one back to Birdie. Man I am all about Darwin and survival of the fittest. If it wasn't for Mommy Birdie would be LONG GONE. There was big stinky wolf dog that came to visit us- I hated him and barked alot. We went to the beach and I got to dig. We went on a boat and I cried the entire time. Birdie tried to jump out. Someone thought it was a good idea to tie daddy to the back of the boat and see how fast we could drag him behind - silly daddy thought it was fun. Mommy looked as scared as I did. Mommy didn't shower all weekend and she smelled really really gross. I wouldn't even give her kisses and normally I like that kind of thing. There was another chihuahua camping that we got to play with a little bit. Uhmmm what else... Uhmmm oh Mommy is being mean and saying she is late. I better go....
BYE