Thursday, October 6, 2005

i was upset with Mommy for not playing with me last night. She came home early - but did that mean she spent extra time with me? NOOOOO... Evil Mommy... all she did was draw brigadoon costumes... BORING BORING. But I got back at her. I did my trick of waiting by the door to go and and then running away a few times. But when that wasn't effective enough I had a better idea. I went into the bedroom and puked all over the blankets. Then I came back out and pretended to be all cute and sweet and hopped on mommy's lap and licked her face with my puke mouth. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!! SHe didn't suspect a thing. HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA
I got her good. She didn't even knonw I had puked until many hours later.
Oh yah and the one time she did pay attention to me it was to cut my nails.
This means war.
I have already shredded a toilet paper roll.
HA HA HA HAAAAAAAA! I'm sure I can damage a few things before she comes home from work today.

4 comments:

  1. Minou,

    Our Mommy has been very busy latley too. We have been getting even by chewing on everything that is not nailed down. She got a new pair of jeans and left them on the floor, they are now a new pair of jeans with a few holes chewed into them. She turned a whole new shade of red when she found them!

    PS - Toilet Paper is awesome, we are still searching for the kleenexes!

    Love, Abbey & Opie

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  2. I like your way of thinking! I have taken notes, and fully intend on getting even with my Mommy as well! This abandonment has got to stop!!!! Grr!
    I think I will go find something dead to eat...that way I can puke all over the blankets too. ;)

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  3. Minou, remember, your mommy drawing and sewing and stuff keeps you in kibbles. But, it's hard, we all want attention.

    I looked at your mommy's sketches for Brigadoon, and they are really fantastic. Does she want any cool shawls for people to wear in the show? Bet anmiryam could knit a few in her spare time (haaa, haaa...)

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  4. This what I do to get mommy for leaving (yesterday she felt bad for going to work and bought me a squeaky for being a good girl, something to think about...) - find something that smells like her feet, look for this word "l-e-a-t-h-e-r", it tastes better. Then chew chew chew. Don't forget to eat the evidence though, so she won't know it was you. She'll think it was gremlins.

    By the time I poop it out or puke it up 2 days have gone by and she can't get mad at me, because I have a "short memory" and "don't know why" she would be angry.

    Stupid humans.

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