COOKIES

ok the recipes....

gourmet food processor biscuits
1/4 cup water
2 eggs
2 cups all purpose flour
1 1/3 cups sharp cheddar shredded
3 cloves garlic
1/2 cup vegetable oil
there is a big long list of instructions for people who have never baked before but my Mommy just dumps it all in a bowl and mixes it. I think the idea of the name is that you are supposed to mix it in a food processor but we don't even have a hand mixer so a fork is used!
then when it is all mixed you roll it out and use the cutest cookie cutter you have to cut the cookies you lay them on a cookie sheet with tin foil. Bake at 400F for 15 minutes then take them out and flip them and bake them for another 10 minutes..
Voila,
the cookies I had last night....
and this cookie

the other recipe mommy makes is:
good dog cookies
2 1/2 cups whole what flour
3/4 cup non fat dry milk powder
1 egg beaten
1/2 cup vegetable oil
2 cubes of beef boullion
3/4 cup boiling water
2 TBSP brown sugar
guess what! you mix it all together again and then use the cookie cutter again... you bake these for 30 minutes at 300F
The end
I think I like the garlic ones better but really I am not fussy.
if anyone has any other recipes with ingredients we have in the cupboards and not weird things they can send me a sample along with the recipe....and they can send jerky... and greenies...and soft toys....
hey guess what - I ate gum off the sidewalk today. Mommy tried to stop me but I lodged that gun so far back in my throat she couldn't get it out of my mouth. HAHAHAHAHAAAA!
La who cares if Mommy needs me I am going back to L.A. Just tell me when to be there! I will sneak to the airport - I know where it is... hey did we tell you we have friend named Lala?
Ande please don't kidnap me - i don't like kids - maybe cutepuppynap me instead
Gromit Mommy is working on......Merlin's Apprentice! starring Sam Neil and Miranda Richardson. There are scary barbarians in it that Mommy has to cut up buffalos for. Lately though she isn't as dirty maybe she is done with the buffalos...
Saber cookies really are the most important thing in the world.... although I am very cute
Opie and Abbey i don't know if the cookies are for diets. Mommy says I have high 'metabolism' and don't have to worry about diets - whatever that means...maybe you will only have to diet after you eat cookies for like 1/2 an hour...
AUNTIE STEPH!!!! come come come come - you can live in my tent with me!!! we will go to L.A. to visit La together.
Mommy forgot to ask if I can go to work tomorrow. Sooo I probably can't go even though I would be very very quiet. Daddy is working to. Maybe I will have some friends over..