I GOT A BABY SISTER!!!!!

AHHHH!!! I am so excited I can't sit still! EEEEEE!!!! Mommy and Daddy brought home a baby sister!!!!! She looks just like me only brown and tiny! Dictator Daddy named her Birdie! EEEEEEEEEEE!!!! We are having so much fun! I am sharing most of my toys with her - not baboon though and definitely not any treats. She is kinda dumb she has already peed on the carpet. I doubt she will ever be as smart and pretty as me....
Ok it isn't true it is my lame attempt at an april fool's day trick not bad for a chihuahua though eh?